February 22, 2004

dint post yesterday.. was tired and stuck on the conferencing with eddie, shaun and joanne... delong was with us on that friday conf...

TIRED AND SLEEPY. how worst can life get. worked for 2 days 1-11 and 1-10. was hell. very very boring when business get bad. the evening is worst. almost died.

martin send in a DIRECT COMPLAIN EMAIL to the head office of swedsens after we tored off the feedback form. that "manageR" should be dead by tml. haha. was crapping about that with desmond and martin yesterday at S11. how lame are we.

JOKE OF THE DAY
extracted from The Ultimate Book of Rude and Politically Incorrect Jokes
By Allan Pease (i like this author! the couple rawks!)

could our relationship be more physical? i'm tired of just being friends
go ahead and leave the seat up. i love the feel of cold wet porcelain
i think hairy bums are really sexy
wow, get a whiff of that one! do it again.
please dont throw that old t-shirt away. the holes in the armpit are just too cute.
This diamond is much too big!
i wont even put my lips on that thing unless i get to swallow!
wow, its really ten inches!
does this make my bum look too small?
i'm wrong, you must be right again.

i think barry manilow is really cool
while i'm up, can i get you a cup of coffee?
i think hairy legs are really sexy
her tits are just too big
sometimes i just wan to be held
that chick on Murder, She Wrote gives me a hard-on
Sure, i'd love to wear a condom
we havent been dress shopping for ages. Let's go now. can i carry your purse for you?
Fuck Monday night footy. Let's watch Ready, Steady, Cook.
I think we're lost. i'll pull over and ask for directions.

i am not hoping a wonderful holiday.. but at least give me a life...

February 22, 2004

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